Stop Talking, John
In case you hadn’t noticed, Johnny Manziel wants to get back into the NFL. He recently stopped by the thomahawk podcast, hosted by former teammates Joe Thomas and Andrew Hawkins. They talked about a...
View ArticleManziel Says He Is Bipolar
Johnny Manziel hasn’t played a down in the NFL since 2015, but he’s suddenly back in the news thanks to an interview he did with Good Morning America and his announcement that he’s bi-polar. He told...
View ArticleThe Freaking Ti-Cats
When I shattered one record after another with my unprecedented run of rants about the Jags, I didn’t expect to be coming back days later with another streak to rival it. Something like that is an...
View ArticleYo, POTUS
Idiot Face tweeted, “Yo, POTUS even I know how to stay away from notifications section on twitter. S— will drive you crazy, lead the country and let them hate.” He then chased it with, “control what...
View ArticleIdiot Face Is Getting Treatment
Apparently Johnny Manziel has taken his first step in getting treatment for his disease. And yes, it’s a disease. This comes up all the time. Is it a disease? Or a choice? An illness or a decision? Is...
View ArticleIdiot Face Promotions
Johnny Manziel will make his first promotional appearance since leaving the NFL. He will sign autographs in two memorabilia shops at Texas malls during Super Bowl week: 99 bucks for any item signed. 99...
View ArticleGood Luck, Idiot Face
I’ll be real – if you’d told me on Friday that Johnny Manziel was going to be in the news after a three-day weekend and that a now-former NFLer had punched a senior citizen in the face, I would’ve said...
View ArticleSweet Comeback, Idiotface
At this point, I need to slam some joe, knock out a few pushups and slap myself in the face a few times to even say the name Johnny Manziel. Deep breaths and smelling salts. Here we go. You know what...
View ArticleParty Boy Depression
Every party boy gets depressed at Bar Time. You’re partying your brains out; having one of the best nights ever; you’re assuming it’s maybe 12:30; plenty of time to rage on, but then… The music stops....
View ArticleGet Sober For Idiotface Day
Never mind the 4th. July 1st is the big day. It’s Canada Day. It’s Smack-off Day. And it’s Get Sober Day for Idiotface. Last seen wearing a Josh Gordon jersey in Cabo and screaming IT’S LIT on...
View Article#byeson
I believe I said earlier this week that Johnny Manziel is so far off the deep end, that nothing he does can ding the Richter Scale anymore. And I believe I was wrong. Because I just saw him online...
View ArticlePlanet Manziel
At this point of the free fall, something pretty bat bleep has to happen on planet Manziel to even move the needle. Something like- his own father calling him a “druggie” and his own attorney...
View ArticleKarlos Dansby talks Johnny Manziel on The Jim Rome Show
Cincinnati Bengals linebacker Karlos Dansby, a former teammate of Johnny Manziel, believes he never would have been able to deal with the amount of pressure Manziel was under during their time together...
View ArticleJohnny’s Path
You know what they say- you are who you roll with. Which is why it’s surprising Johnny Manziel’s not a doctor, because it sounds like his crew is a bunch of brain surgeons. According to TMZ, Manziel’s...
View ArticleIdiotface Looks Strung Out
Damnest thing: just as I made the statement, that we had a few days without a single Johnny Manziel update or sighting and that dude might somehow, actually might be staying in his shoes, and drying...
View ArticleJohnny Fireball
If you’re Johnny Manziel, and the whole world believes you have a drinking problem – you don’t want to start beating your chest on Twitter during Happy Hour. That’s how Manziel started his weekend, by...
View ArticleJonathan Manziel
Well this is perfect. It’s 4/20. It’s Stoner Christmas. And apparently it’s Day 1 of Johnny Manziel climbing out of the gutter he’s been living in. In a statement he issued yesterday, Manziel said “I’m...
View ArticleBilly’s Rental
Give that no one in the NFL, other than Von Miller want anything to do with Johnny Manziel, it was a little shocking to see super-agent Drew Rosenhaus pick him up as a client. Even more shocking, was...
View ArticleDap To Cleveland
Now things are getting nuts. Yesterday I gave the Dallas Cowboys credit for making good choices. Today I’m going to credit the Cleveland Browns. And it all revolves around the same guy. Dap to Dallas...
View ArticleVon’s In A Tough Spot
Hard to imagine for a guy coming off a Super Bowl win and angling to become the highest paid defensive player in history…. but Von Miller is in a tough spot. Because everybody wants to talk to him, and...
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